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My life as a movie character

This is a movie being filmed in an around Port Douglas Australia at the moment as a fundraiser to save the worlds oldest rainforest about to be screwed by the property developers..or at least it would be if I were rich and or famous.

Let me give you the lead in background just to clue you in and then I will post things as they happen. There is this guy right by the name of Clapstyx..he has a split personality divided in half and then in half again..or is it 4 ways..I cant remember! First there is Denis Clapstyx stuck in the body of a Guitar player named Daryl they kind of duel for supremacy..in the body of an ordinary man that is confused about what he should do as an ordinary man. This guys name is Brian.

Anyway enough of the psycho babble. Brian is on a personal mission to impress some girl and make something of his life. Sure he has worked as a corporate analyst and a computer nerd, lowdown shitkicker and cattle herder but none of it gave him a sense that this was anything worth really putting his soul into.

Now this girl he is on with at the time, smart good looking, good sense of family virtues, understood the importance of giving children strong names to live up to (all that stuff), father owned a gold mine!, just finishing her law degree is always nagging Daryl to pay her a compliment which he does do from time to time without much enthusiasm..afraid to be wrong like any normal guy. Anyway cut a long story short she doesnt seem to be as inspired by him as he is by her.

A kind of cross roads point arises where the two concepts collide at an intersection in his life and he finds himself defining what he would ideally like to see happen in his life..the kind of things that if they could happen..things that if they did happen you would say.."absolutely the best thing ever that happened to me..in fact I cant think of anything greater". He starts to think in terms of absolute superlatives..since they are ideals..absolute ideals..they are meant to be as high as you can possibly imagine..thats the definition of an ideal after all.

So he imagines the greatest compliment that he could ever pay this woman that he met by fluke and pure chance..(and then had second thoughts that it was somebody else that he was yet to meet and was equally trying to impress)..this bit is yet to be scripted so I will update you on that as real life plays out..it could be one of several characters.

To cut that part shorter he decides to save the world and start by saving the worlds first flowering fruit tree. seemingly these things should ideally be done..and no one seemed to be doing them..and preferring to be original at all times and a bit bored at the time..he thought he would give it a go.

The opening scene see's Brian working out his ideals and the strategy for completion on his fridge with a white board marker. He is beginning to regain consciousness with every momentary observation of his own existence. He has reached for the copy paper..found it has run out..wonders if it might ever really run out in a global sense..realises at this rate of consumption it probably will..makes a note on the fridge about reinventing paper..(and whats the meaning of a sandfly who knows where that thought came from) and the whole exercise results in him creating a formula for infinity minus one (simultaneously proving his own ability to himself and expanding the size of his imagination at the same time) he then uses this to complete an advanced compound probability equation (which he feels like he had worked on once before) which explains the simbiotic probability success enhancement of various rainforest species when sharing the same existence space and converts this into a multi path probability enhancement goal completion model..which looks kind of like a neural network..but is really just modelled on the logic of the flower.

To see a heaven in a wild flower, and a world on a grain of sand, to see my world in such disrepair, and not one single person understands.

Anyway saving the world is a bit tough right off the bat. After all who knows if the theory even works..that you can take a highly improbable outcome and increase the chances of it occurring just by creating different ways for it to occur and not deliberately closing off the possibility...creating multiple solution paths to the same final outcome and its pre requisites..mutiply the total number of possible ways something desireable might occur and trying to meet all the pre-requisites in no particular order as you go. (if the world was a jigsaw puzzle..how would you put the pieces into place ?..any order would surely do..so long as they all end up there at the same time). Ideally creating simbiotic cross promotional links as you go..sorry too nerdy hey..pay your $10.00 watch the movie, know that all proceeds go to save the Daintree..a world heritage area with a new commercial and residential subdivision in it that nobody has the faintest idea how to avoid..and you will get the picture and do something good for the world at the same time.

So anyway this movie character sets off to save the Daintree..the worlds oldest forest..representing the complete history of the development of life on Earth..from the first flower designs (perfume only..petals were a later improvement..by design or by pure evolutionary fluke..take you pick either way they are significant)..the worlds first songbird..still heard practicing on a daily basis..and all that other stuff that if you could take out of the destructive path of progress you would.

The first things he decides to do is invent erasable photocopy paper..knowing that the product might have a future global market..big enough to create a royalty stream to preserve the forest..and at the same time save other forests around the world by giving every sheet the ability to be used more than once and creating an income stream to fund revegetation projects featuring fruit trees in impoverished communities where good quality and nutritious fresh fruits are unavailable.

Anyway so there is this movie character going about his daily life making a mundane living, listening to what people say about the weather, and trying to work out what the hell he is going to do about it if it is true that oceanic acidity is doubling killing off the sensitive plankton at the bottom of the food chain and potentially the worlds first marine life form the algae called ??..meaning therefore that if the simbiotic linkage which created the possibility of human life as we know it were to be broken..all that relied on everything that came before would be lost...potentially..only a species with a singular cross reliance to itself could survive.

So with saving the world on his mind, something highly unlikely, hopefully possible..needing some compund probability treatment. If the goal of every person on the planet was to fill the atmosphere with CO2 .. an outside observer would think that we were doing it as fast as possible..and would presume that this must be the objective of man.

The character decides that his own best chance is to create a common goal with others and use the combined imagination and desire of all who pursue that common goal. In the movie he tests the theory by seeing if its possible to come up with enough potential ways to save a rainforest, as a kind of experiment to see if it might be possible to save the world the same way.

Then he invents the solar powered engine which takes a volatile light sensitive petrochemical by-product..places it in a piston chamber..and watches it expand and contract in the presence and absence of light..powered by both light and dark..using light as a trigger for a reversible reaction which first sees liquid convert to a gas expanding as it goes and then condensing again to a liquid creating a vacuum as it collapses. How much would a company pay to own this idea..if it were found to work..creating enough excess power to run its own light source ?

July 10, 2005 | 12:24 PM Comments  0 comments

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